Last evening, President Bush was ever so exercised over the demonic peril they posed to America, “I shall smite them down with my mighty veto pen. And I further say unto you, my beholden subjects, that henceforth on the morrow, I shall also direct with consuming oratory and executory order — not to mention with the signing statements that deliver me from the repercussionisms of all evil — that henceforth through my kingdom no royal treasure shall be let go on any besotten ear-marked project, so help me GOD!”