Alert! Or how I learned to accept the GOP. 

Over the years . . . I have been sickened to retching how Republicans incessantly, remorselessly played their sanctimonious ‘holier than thou’ ownership of family values game. Well, now it’s my turn. And there’s a healthy dose of humor to it.  

Went grocery shopping this morning. But the 4 cups of coffee I’d consumed beforehand had run their course, physically, metabolically.  I had to use the grocery store’s restroom.

Now here’s the zinger: As I opened the door, I shouted “Hope there are no Republicans in here! And if I tap my toes, it’s because I’m nervous one might walk in.”

 — Ed Tubbs