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Sunday, 22 July 2007
WANT SOME FUN -- BUSH COLONOSCOPY JOKES
Posted By Ed Tubbs -- San Jose EJ at 10:07 PM
 

I felt that for a change it would be good to have some fun. As you know, George W recently had a colonoscopy. I've come up with one joke and would love to have more added.

1.) As you know, the president recently underwent a colonoscopy. What they were looking for was

"Progress,"    but what was proven settled a long suspected notion that

the president DOES have SHIT FOR BRAINS.  

 
Posted By Ed Tubbs -- San Jose EJ at 10:07 PM
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Replies - Post A Comment
24 Jul 2007
Jane
Bush: Wow! Doc,... That went pretty smooth. How long have you been doing this?

Doc: Actually, you are my first patient. I got fired from TSA, yesterday.
23 Jul 2007
Send an emailJane
Dr.: Wow. My hand is a perfect fit.

He really must be a MUPPET!
23 Jul 2007
Send an emailJim Large
More accurately, the docs were examining Cheney's asshole.
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